Saturday, January 2, 2010

How Professor Mojo Took Off 7-10 Years In About 40 Seconds

Combined, not sequential (but occurring within 24 hours of each other):

1) Using new beard trimmer, thinning mustache and reducing beard length to 1/4" from 2"; approximately 30 seconds elapsed time;

2) Going to gym, ran into an acquaintance whom I had not seen in some time, who remarked, "Man, you're getting really ripped. What's your secret?" Ten seconds.

If I had had a coed make a pass at me today (happens about twice every three years, on average), I'd have made it 10-15 years. But as Mrs. might not have approved, I'll be content.

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