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Dude I Want That > Outdoors > Garden Posted: Sunday, June 01, 2014
By: Erin Carstens
Gardenzilla - Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome
Praying mantises and ladybugs are heralded for their ability to rid gardens of many common pests, but in my experience they're utterly useless when it comes to eradicating the front yard of smug, chubby, razor-phobic gnomes. I've tried these organic solutions. And I've also tried pesticides. I've tried tossing the gnomes out, I've tried drop-kicking them down the street, I've even tried playing a game of Gnome Whack-a-Mole with a sledgehammer. Somehow, they always come back, bellies and smirks bigger than ever. Until. Now.
The Rampaging Kaiju, or as any proud owner will come to know him, Gardenzilla, has arrived to wreak ha